barackobama:

Stephanie Cutter is back with a new video taking down Karl Rove’s latest BS attack on the president—and she wants you to post it on your Tumblr.

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ilovecharts:

From the UK Guardian newspaper site: ‘An Important Bar Chart on Radiohead’.

If you voted Pablo Honey, you don’t get to listen to music anymore. 

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yes

flyingscotsman:

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for the last year or so, i continued my tumble log on paper, to improve my penmanship.  this of course, is a lie.  however i will begin a journal one of these days for that very purpose- lying.

it is impossible to keep up with all the movies and music from the beginning of time up until now, and it seems, sometimes, that there are a few people that have that down.  what is their job?! it’s ridiculous.  whatever.. nobody likes those people anyway.  i want to eat a hamburger everyday.

BOO!

mask your face, and wrap your neck.  don your cloak be brave, but stay low;

bring your charms, and a pack of lights.  i’ll bring sticks o’ tallow.  Because

they hide in ditches and in window wells.  steal children with smiles and sweets.

they have no problem slitting throats, and in their cold ears breathe “trick or treat!”

the difference between toast and regular bread is vast.  the flavor changes, obviously the texture is drastically changed, it’s a completely different food.  the time period in the toaster is a bar mitzvah for the young bread.  i’m not saying i like either more than the other, because they’re both so good.   but the piece of toast i just had was fucking phenomenal.  i like mine with butter and strawberry jam.  i could put strawberry jam on most things and it would better that thing.  can you imagine a man that shaves his toast?  what kind of human being does that even.  i’m trying to imagine all the different reasons someone would shave their toast.  warm bread; stiff bread; thin bread; they like the sound of the knife scraping the browned surface; maybe they even like the brown bread crumbs-perhaps they put it on they’re oatmeal or cauliflower ear.  anyway.. toast rules, and so does bread in general.

that guy on the top left has a 5 o’clock shadow, i think he needs a shavin’

i did a great cuban- enrique “ricky” ricardo, specifically.  and nicole’s a natural.  i wanted to eat a lot more at the party, i deliberately ate only a banana before the party.  but for some reason- i guess it was the booze, i wasn’t hungry.  kgod was feeling me up all night, and i didn’t know it was him

The YES dance.    peep the fork in the garbage disposal